Santa Banta Jokes

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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.......More>>

Santa and his Wife

Biwi: yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Sardar: Then what happened?......More>>

Note the Number

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of........More>>

Note Book Margin

SANTA SINGH : "When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?".........More>>

Furniture Shop

Banta Singh was a business graduate, and had been out of school for several years. He had established a furniture store and was doing quite well....... More>>

Frog And Santa

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai........More>>

Birla Cement

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?...........More>>

Short Ones

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha......More>>

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